My mind is whirling at 1,000 twirls a nanosecond (that is a tremendous amount of whirling for any who aren't good at fake math).
The trailer for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey is up. You can go watch it. I just did. You now should as well. Please. I recommend going here to see a version that is crisp and clear like apple strudel. Or, for the lazy ones among you, just click "play" below.
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